The Secret Show2006

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[every agent in U.Z.Z. has gathered in the viewing theater for an update on the situation] The situation is grave. Zombies have now taken over... well every where.

Professor Professor:
[the viewing theater screen then pops up a map of locations infested with zombies] See there all over the place. Uhh, uhh... uhh, uhh... uhh, uhh.

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But first things first. For reasons of security my name's Changed Daily.

Professor Professor:
[he then interrupts him] Uhh, uhh.

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Today! I will be known as... oh, Yummy Yummy Says My Tummy. [everyone in the viewing theater laughs] However there is no cause for alarm.