The Sifl & Olly Show1998

Olly:
Next caller.

Caller:
I think these Squirrel Zappers are so inhumane.

Olly:
My friend, what about electric dog fences? What about the fact that squirrels are responsible for 70% of all deaths?

Caller:
No, they're not.

Olly:
But they are. They are actually.

Sifl:
Yeah, I've had serious problems with squirrels.

Olly:
Why would we be lying if we were on television? I think we need to talk to Precious Roy.

Precious Roy:
THIS IS PRECIOUS ROY. And I listen to the Indigo Girls.

Olly:
No, Precious, what about these squirrel zappers?

Precious Roy:
You guys smell like old soup. SUCKERS.