The Simpsons1989

Mr. Burns:
Before you begin, let me make one thing clear to you. I want your legal advice, I even pay for it.

[building]

Mr. Burns:
But to me you're all vipers! You live on personal injury, you live on divorces, you live on pain and misery...!

[calms down]

Mr. Burns:
But I'm rambling. Anybody want any coffee?

Blue Haired Lawyer:
I'll have some coffee.

Mr. Burns:
Want it black, don't you? Black like your heart! It's so hard for me to listen to you...

[shouts]

Mr. Burns:
I hate you all so much!

[calms down]

Mr. Burns:
I'm sorry, it's my problem, I'll deal with it. Please continue.

Blue Haired Lawyer:
If you offer Mr. Simpson a token sum, say a couple of thou, he'll be so dazzled he'll sign anything you shove under his nose.

Mr. Burns:
Oh, brilliant! A cash settlement...

[shouts]

Mr. Burns:
I could have figured that out, you buttoned-down maggot!

Blue Haired Lawyer:
Do you have any cream?

Mr. Burns:
Oh yes, of course. Where are my manners?