The Simpsons1989

[the Simpsons are in an office with two FBI men letting them know about going to the federal witness protection program]

FBI Man #1:
Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake.Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.

Homer:
Check!

FBI Man #1:
Hello, Mr. Thompson.

[Homer stares blankly]

FBI Man #1:
[pause]

FBI Man #1:
Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.

Homer:
I gotcha!

FBI Man #1:
Hello, Mr. Thompson.

[again Homer stares blankly]

FBI Man #1:
[FBI men stare at each other]

[hours pass by]

FBI Man #1:
[frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Homer:
No problem.

[stepping hard on Homer's foot]

FBI Man #1:
Hello, Mr. Thompson.

[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]

Homer:
[whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you.

[FBI man gives up]