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Bart:
[Yawns] Rabbi, did not a great man say, and I quote 'The Jews are a swinging bunch of people. I mean, I've heard of persecution, but what they went through is ridiculous. But the great thing is, after thousands of years of waiting and holding on and fighting, they finally made it.' End quote.

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski:
Oh, I never heard the plight of my people phrased so eloquently. Who said that? Rabbi Hillel?

Bart:
No.

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski:
It was Judah the Pious?

Bart:
No.

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski:
Maimonides?

Bart:
No.

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski:
Oh, I got it! The Dead Sea Scrolls!

Bart:
I'm afraid not, Rabbi. It's from Yes, I Can, by Sammy Davis Jr. An entertainer, like your son.

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski:
[Gasps] The Candy Man? If a performer could think that way, maybe I'm completely upside down on this whole problem. Oh, all the years of joy that I've lost! Why? Because of my stubborn ways... [Begins to cry]

Lisa:
There there, Rabbi. It's not too late.