The Simpsons1989

Homer Simpson:
I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do.

Great Uncle Chet:
I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.

Homer Simpson:
[nervously] Oh... but you *run* it, right?

Great Uncle Chet:
[smugly] Oh, yeah.

Homer Simpson:
Okay... uh, this is your second cousin, Stanley!

Cousin Stanley:
Um, I shoot birds at the airport.

Homer Simpson:
[More nervously] Everybody hates birds, right? [Homer frantically looks for a successful relative and spots a dapper man smoking a cigar.] You look pretty successful!

Simpson Relative 1:
Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties. [sighs defeatedly] At least, I'd like to.

Bart Simpson:
You probably should have researched this first, eh dad?

Homer Simpson:
What about you?

Simpson Relative 2:
Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

Simpson Relative 3:
I beg celebrities for money!

Simpson Relative 4:
I'm a prison snitch.

Simpson Relative 5:
Jug band manager.

Simpson Relative 6:
My legs hurt.