The Simpsons

     

The Simpsons1989

Director: David Silverman
Genre: Animation
This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family … more »


[Bart discovers he can make kids laugh, and puts on a show for the Kindergarteners]

Bart Simpson:
[singing] Skinner is a nut, he has a rubber butt!

Principal Skinner:
[appearing from behind a tree] Young man, I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone, and... that metal plate I got in 'Nam.

Bart Simpson:
[gulps]

Principal Skinner:
Now, I want you to knock off that potty talk right now!

Bart Simpson:
[laughing] The principal said potty!

[the kids laugh. Skinner shudders in frustration]

Principal Skinner:
You listen to me, son. You just started school, and the path you choose now may be the one you follow for the rest of your life! Now, what did you say?

Bart Simpson:
[looks at Skinner, then at Jimbo. It is his moment of truth] Eat my shorts!

Principal Skinner:
All right, I'll ea... eat your shorts?

Bart Simpson:
That's right, eat my shorts! [singing to "Batman" theme] Buttman! Na na na na na na na na, Buttman!

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