The Simpsons1989

Lyle Lanely:
[begins to chant rhythmically] Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail! What'd I say? [points at Ned Flanders]

Ned Flanders:
Monorail!

Lyle Lanely:
What's it called?

Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier:
Monorail.

Lyle Lanely:
That's right, monorail! [runs up to the stage, the crowd begins chanting]

Crowd:
Monorail. Monorail. Monorail. [continues underneath those who speak]

Miss Hoover:
I hear those things are awfully loud.

Lyle Lanely:
[playing the piano on stage] It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu:
Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanely:
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney Gumble:
What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanely:
You'll be given cushy jobs.

Grampa Simpson:
Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanely:
No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Chief Wiggum:
The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanely:
Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear, it's Springfield's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

Crowd:
[singing] Monorail...

Lyle Lanely:
[speaking] What's it called?

Crowd:
[singing] Monorail...

Lyle Lanely:
Once again!

Crowd:
[still singing] Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!