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The Simpsons1989

Director: David Silverman
Genre: Animation
This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family … more »


Khlav Kalesh Guy:
Fresh Khlav kalash! Get your khlav kalash!

Homer Simpson:
Hey, uh, could you go across the street and get me a slice of pizza?

Khlav Kalesh Guy:
No pizza, only khlav kalash.

Homer Simpson:
Aw, shoot... Oh, all right, all right, gimme one bowl.

Khlav Kalesh Guy:
[whips out something reddish on a stick] No bowl, stick, stick.

Homer Simpson:
[Homer buys one, tries it] Oh, geez! That's just awful.

[finishes it]

Homer Simpson:
Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?

Khlav Kalesh Guy:
Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.

Homer Simpson:
Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

[Homer drinks the can of crab juice, then several more]

Homer Simpson:
[burps] Uh-oh. Uh, you got a men's room in there?

Khlav Kalesh Guy:
[disturbed] Only khlav kalash. Men's room in tower. Tower! Observation deck!

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