The Simpsons1989

Sgt. Seymour Skinner:
You know, where I come from, there's no better way to get acquainted by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance together. [to Bart] Why don't you lead us, son?

Bart Simpson:
Hey, America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America. [makes a farting noise, the kids laugh]

Sgt. Seymour Skinner:
Well, that's very concise. But it's an insult to everything I suffered for. Now take a seat, junior, and listen to someone who gave their youth in service to their country. Mrs. "Crabapple", the pledge, please?

Mrs. Krabappel:
You haven't dealt with women for a long time, have you, Sergeant?

Sgt. Seymour Skinner:
Are you asking me out?