The Simpsons1989

Marge:
[thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law. Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper. Car parked across three handicap spaces... [out loud] Homer!

Homer:
Hey, Marge. How's my little piglet?

Marge:
Homer, I'm on duty.

Homer:
[chuckles] That's OK, I'm supposed to be working, too.

Marge:
You have to move your car.

Homer:
I'll just be a second, Marge, I'm going to get some beer for those kids over there.

[Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney all give the thumbs-up]

Marge:
I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that, but you have to move your car, now.

Homer:
I'll be right back. Now keep your eyes peeled for a real cop.

Marge:
Oh, that's it! I'm going to write you a ticket.

Homer:
But Marge, we're family!

Marge:
You're breaking the law.

Homer:
I'll make you a deal: you rip up that ticket and I'll give you back your hat.

[snatches it]

Marge:
Hey!

[Homer dances around, wearing her cap. As Marge grabs for it, a crowd assembles to watch]

Marge:
Homer, taking an officer's cap is an arrestable offense.

Homer:
Ooh, what are you going to do about it? What are you going to do, huh? "Ooh, I'm officer Marge, I'm going to arrest you...!"

[Marge snaps handcuffs on him]

Homer:
Wha-what? Marge, not here! Hey... you're not really arresting me?

Marge:
[replacing her cap] You have the right to remain silent.

Homer:
I choose to waive that right.

[freaks out]

Homer:
WAAAAAAAGGH! WAAH, WAAAAH!