The Sopranos1999

Bobbi Sanfillipo:
Why the big secret?

Corrado 'Junior' Soprano:
About what?

Bobbi Sanfillipo:
Oral sex. What's so terrible about pleasing a woman?

Corrado 'Junior' Soprano:
You always have to talk about everything.

Bobbi Sanfillipo:
Well, I wanna know why.

Corrado 'Junior' Soprano:
It's complicated.

Bobbi Sanfillipo:
Yeah, but why?

Corrado 'Junior' Soprano:
Why? Because they think if you suck p*ssy you'll suck anything.

Bobbi Sanfillipo:
Oh, you're kidding.

Corrado 'Junior' Soprano:
It's a sign of weakness and possibly a sign that you're a finook.

Bobbi Sanfillipo:
[chuckles] A fag? That's ridiculous. How would the two even translate?

Corrado 'Junior' Soprano:
What are ya gonna do? I mean, I don't make the rules.