The Sopranos1999

Carmela Soprano:
[to AJ] So every time I asked you "how was work?" you say "fine", you were having your own private little joke on me.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
[Tony enters the room] what's going on?

Carmela Soprano:
I went to Blockbuster to rent Cinderella Man, but guess what?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Is it still a classic?

Carmela Soprano:
I found out our son, the liar, was fired three weeks ago

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
From Blockbuster? They have the worst managers over there.

Carmela Soprano:
He was taking promotional items and selling them, stand ups.

A.J. Soprano:
Standees, this whole thing is bullshit, most of that stuff gets thrown out anyway.

Carmela Soprano:
The store's policy was very clear

A.J. Soprano:
Yeah, well maybe I care about the environment did that ever occur to you? "'Wallace and Gromit" that weighed like fifty pounds, how many trees gave their lives for that? It just goes to the dump.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Can I come to a peaceful house one God damn night?

A.J. Soprano:
You always tell me to think like a business man, yet every time I do there's something wrong, I was making money throwing parties in high school that was no good.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
You know what I think, all those days you call in sick, you show up late, you deserve to get canned

Carmela Soprano:
The worst part is: you don't even give a sh*t

A.J. Soprano:
I should give a sh*t about Blockbuster? I can't live on what they pay me anyway.

Carmela Soprano:
Why not? You live at home, we feed you.

A.J. Soprano:
You have a social life but I can't, you have any idea what it costs at a descent club in New York? It's five hundred dollars for a bottle of Cristal, and it's a two bottle minimum.

Carmela Soprano:
You spend a thousand dollars a night on champagne?

A.J. Soprano:
[Lying] no, not every night, barely ever