The Sopranos1999

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
[Tony is having a fever dream where P*ssy is a fish on ice at a food market] How much you weigh?

Salvatore 'Big P*ssy' Bompensiero:
Eight pounds.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Lost a lot of weight!

Salvatore 'Big P*ssy' Bompensiero:
Swimmin'! The best exercise. Works every muscle group.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Get the f*** outta here! You never exercised once in your life!

Salvatore 'Big P*ssy' Bompensiero:
Anyway, $4 a pound. [pause] You know I've been working with the government, right, Ton'?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Don't say it.

Salvatore 'Big P*ssy' Bompensiero:
C'mon, Ton'. Sooner or later, you gotta face facts.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
I don't want to hear it.

Salvatore 'Big P*ssy' Bompensiero:
Well you're *gonna* hear it.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
[dejectedly] F***.

Salvatore 'Big P*ssy' Bompensiero:
You passed me over for promotion, Ton'. You knew.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
How much sh*t you give 'em?

Salvatore 'Big P*ssy' Bompensiero:
A lot.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Jesus, Puss. [pause] F*** of a way for it all to end, huh?

Salvatore 'Big P*ssy' Bompensiero:
Yeah.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Yeah.

Salvatore 'Big P*ssy' Bompensiero:
[referring to the fish lying next to him] These guys, on either side of me... they're asleep.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
Don't say that! Not f***in' funny! [angrily turns over the table and knocks all the fish to the ground]