The Sopranos1999

Dr. Jennifer Melfi:
What was it like sitting sitting there with Fran?

Tony Soprano:
It was a little weird at first. Here I am comforting my father's mistress, my mother's lyin' there dead.

Dr. Jennifer Melfi:
Are you attracted to her?

Tony Soprano:
Come on, she's old enough to be my mother.

[Dr. Melfi shrugs]

Tony Soprano:
Oh, Jesus Christ, it's an expression. Don't cream yourself. I did not want to f*** my mother! You should have seen her in her housedress with that hairnet. This conversation would be over in two seconds.