The Sopranos1999

Tony Soprano:
You b*tch and you moan, and you blame everybody else for your problems. Instead of maybe not letting the Mexicans do all the cooking for you, or maybe changing the menu, or changing the decorum.

Artie Bucco:
I guess because you know how to eat, you know how to run a restaurant.

Tony Soprano:
On one of the bleakest nights of my life, after the sh*t with my mother, and that f***ing storm outside, I came here. To this place. I sat out there with Carm and my two kids and we ate and we drank and we were so happy to be here. More than any other place in the world. And you know I'm gonna eat here til I fall off the chair. But in business sometimes sh*t happens, the playing field changes, whatever. And you gotta do whatever you gotta do to keep your dick up.

Artie Bucco:
If you hate it here so much, why don't you go Don Giovanni. See if he'll cook you that bland sh*t for your shattered pancreas.

Tony Soprano:
[pauses] Alright, I'll tell you one thing. And this is very hard. Nobody wants to hear you talk. They're trying to eat out there, and you come along, with your corny jokes, and your stupid stories. Just stay in the kitchen. That'd be a start.