The Sopranos1999

Donna Parisi:
A man took his horse to a vet and the vet says to him, "Why do you have a long face?"

Patsy Parisi:
The horse asks, there's no vet.

Donna Parisi:
Right, a horse goes to a vet and the vet looks at his face and says to him, "My friend."

Patsy Parisi:
A horse goes to the doctor, the doctor asks, "Why the long face?" She can't tell jokes

Tony Soprano:
Speaking of jokers, where's that other son of yours today?

Donna Parisi:
I didn't think he was invited.

Carmela Soprano:
I just think with all the wedding talk.

Tony Soprano:
That pal of his, the other Jason I heard he ran into some trouble, Carlo's Jason.

Donna Parisi:
He's a mess.

Patsy Parisi:
Alright.

Tony Soprano:
Well, he's got no shortage of lawyers here, only this one here would only take the case for free. [referring to Meadow]

Patrick Parisi:
That's why we want her there at Groupman, Groupman and Kerseyo, actually Med and I had some conversations and we may still snag her at the firm when she's done with law school.

Carmela Soprano:
No kidding?

Meadow Soprano:
We went out to dinner Steven Groupman and the subject came up.

Patrick Parisi:
Steven was very impressed with her work at the Law Center, even got into starting salaries, he was talking one seventy.

Tony Soprano:
Jesus, sweetheart that's fantastic.

Meadow Soprano:
He hadn't had too much to drink.

Patrick Parisi:
Don't devalue yourself, we've got a really interesting case right now we're defending James Trofolio the County Commissioner and those corruption charges.

Donna Parisi:
[to Patrick] is that your case?

Patrick Parisi:
He's got bag men, whores it's fascinating.