The Sopranos1999

Carmela Soprano:
As your parents we feel joining the army is in your best interest

Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.:
This country is in a crisis

Carmela Soprano:
How can one soldier stop it?

Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.:
When my enlistment is up, I could join the CIA or something and with a military background I'd have "a leg up" and as an Arabic speaker I'd be very useful

Tony Soprano:
[Sarcastically] I don't understand your going to ask Donald for some time off from your pilot job to go on CIA missions?

Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.:
Everything's a joke to you

Tony Soprano:
I'm not having a good time

Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.:
Did you or did you not want me to go to military school?

Carmela Soprano:
At least you would've come out an officer, even then I was oppose to it, I hate this idea

Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.:
I'm applying for officers' candidate school I want to be a liaison officer with the local population

Carmela Soprano:
Officers' candidate school? You have terrible grades you flunked out of college

Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.:
Here we go, that's all this is about right?

Carmela Soprano:
No Anthony this is not what it's about, you don't want to go to college, then don't go to college but don't get your legs blown off

Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.:
[dismissively] Always with the drama

Tony Soprano:
What's your girlfriend say? The fashion model?

Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.:
She doesn't think I should go either