The Sopranos

The Sopranos1999

The Sopranos is an American crime drama television series created by David Chase. The story revolves around fictional New Jersey-based, Italian American mobster Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini). The series portrays the difficulties that he faces as h… more »



Corrado 'Junior' Soprano:
Two fags decide they want a baby. So they jack off in a cup, use the sperm to get a lady friend of theirs pregnant. Nine months later they go to the hospital. They see all the babies in the nursery. "Look," they say, "Our baby's the sweetest one. He's not even cryin' at all!". Uh, uh... Goddamn it, what the f*** is it?

Carter Chong:
"Now he's not crying," the nurse says, "Just wait till we get the pacifier out of his ass."

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