The Sopranos1999

[playing Monopoly]

Janice Soprano:
[reading card aloud] "Second prize in a beauty contest collect $10." Go ahead, make your stupid joke.

Tony Soprano:
I got nothing to say.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
Think I'll buy a railroad.

Tony Soprano:
A German shepherd's shaved a**hole won first prize.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
Oh! You're talkin' about my wife.

Tony Soprano:
You married her.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
It's my home. No more talkin' like that.

Janice Soprano:
It's OK, Bobby.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
Stay outta this! You Sopranos. You go too far.

Tony Soprano:
Alright, you know, Jan, he's right. I'm sorry. I crossed the line. I apologize. Won't happen again.

Tony Soprano:
[quietly begins singing "Under the Boardwalk"] Under the Boardwalk. With a schlong in Jan's mouth. Under the...

[Bobby punches Tony in the face. The two have a fistfight]