The Sopranos1999

Tony Soprano:
My estimate, historically? Eighty percent of the time it ends up in the can like Johnny Sack. Or on the embalming table at Cozzarelli's.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
Don't even say it.

Tony Soprano:
No risk, no reward.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
I mean, our line of work, it's always out there. You probably don't even hear it when it happens, right?

Tony Soprano:
Ask your friend there on the wall.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
[laughs] Listen to us. Morbid f***s.

Tony Soprano:
You know, come to think of it, you never popped your cherry in that regard, right?

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
Nah.

Tony Soprano:
Your old man was the f***in' Terminator.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
I come close. I done other sh*t but... no.

Tony Soprano:
A salut. A big fat pain in the balls.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
Especially now with DNA evidence. My pop never wanted it for me. Said there were times, with all the worry, that he wished he coulda just stayed in the shop full-time, just cut hair.

Tony Soprano:
To be honest, I'd rather he f***in' shot me than cut my hair.

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
[laughs]