The Sopranos1999

Janice Soprano:
You want to swap family stories Tone? How about the time when Mom and Dad were coming back from the Copa?

Tony Soprano:
That's enough Janice!

Janice Soprano:
[laughing] Mom's hair!

Tony Soprano:
That didn't even happen! And anyway, it's not for public concern!

Carmela Soprano:
What? Oh my God! What?

Janice Soprano:
They were driving back from Manhattan, with Uncle June and his goomar. Oh! What was her name?

Tony Soprano:
Your ass!

Janice Soprano:
That's how we heard the story through her... [remembering] Rosemary. My father's driving, and she's ragging on his ass. You know how she gets. He's been drinking, I guess. And he takes out his gun!

Carmela Soprano:
Oh my God!

Janice Soprano:
BOOM!

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri:
Holy sh*t!

[Tony looks embarrassed]

Janice Soprano:
F***in' blew right through her beehive hairdo!

[Carmela, Janice and Bobby burst out laughing]

Carmela Soprano:
[laughing] I can't believe you never told me that story!

Janice Soprano:
Yeah! What's the big deal!

Tony Soprano:
'Cause it makes us look like a f***in' dysfunctional family! [cursing] Jesus Christ!

Janice Soprano:
My turn!

Tony Soprano:
[to Carmela] And don't you ever tell the kids that about their grandfather!

Carmela Soprano:
Of course not!