The Sopranos1999

Tony Soprano:
These f***in' women, they'll drive you nuts with their emotions and whatnot. And I know it feels like you're never gonna love anybody again. But trust me, there's millions of girls that are dyin' to meet a guy like you. I see 'em every day.

Anthony Soprano, Jr.:
Oh, right. I'm so special.

Tony Soprano:
You're damn right you are. You're handsome, and smart, and hard worker, and - let's be honest - white. That's a huge plus nowadays... Go out and get a blowj*b.

Anthony Soprano, Jr.:
I don't want a blowj*b!

Tony Soprano:
Keep your voice down.

Anthony Soprano, Jr.:
Why? Who's listening out there?

Tony Soprano:
Nobody.

[Carmela opens the door]

Anthony Soprano, Jr.:
Ah, f*** me!