The Streets of San Francisco1972

Inspector Steve Keller:
[Exiting the ACT Theater after a staging of "Othello"] Play really works too, doesn't it?

Detective Lt. Mike Stone:
I guess.

Inspector Steve Keller:
You guess? Whaddaya mean, you guess? Sixteenth Century play that comes to life like that? With such contemporary values? A theme that still holds up?

Detective Lt. Mike Stone:
Holds up? I'll tell you what holds up: "Abie's Irish Rose."

Inspector Steve Keller:
"Abie's Irish Rose"? How can you even compare those two plays?

Detective Lt. Mike Stone:
They're both plays, aren't they?

Inspector Steve Keller:
Yeah.

Detective Lt. Mike Stone:
They both have actors, don't they?

Inspector Steve Keller:
You're puttin' me on.

Detective Lt. Mike Stone:
No, I'm not.