The Suite Life of Zack and Cody2005

Tiffany:
Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea.

Chelsea:
Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me?

Tiffany:
Well... yeah!

Chelsea:
And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot.

Maddie Fitzpatrick:
Yikes.

London Tipton:
Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys.

Maddie Fitzpatrick:
Double yikes!

Tiffany:
[to London] Well, at least my daddy's not an innkeeper!

London Tipton:
[gasps] How dare you! [spills her drink on Tiffany's dress]

Tiffany:
Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress?

London Tipton:
Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway.

Maddie Fitzpatrick:
Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book?

Tiffany:
[puts a pie on London's head] Oops.

London Tipton:
I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding? [Hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie]

Chelsea:
Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face. [Hits Tiffany in the face with a pie]

Tiffany:
That better be low-fat!

Chelsea:
Well, let's ask London. [Hits London in the face with a pie]

London Tipton, Tiffany:
[hits Chelsea in the face with another pie] Oops.

Maddie Fitzpatrick:
All right, I'll just be going, then!