The Suite Life of Zack and Cody2005

Esteban:
We're going to call the spirit. [lights the candle, but it lights itself] Apparently, the spirit's calling us. Now everybody, join hands. [all except Esteban hold their own hands] I meant with each other. Be very calm, but relaxed. [all exhale] Ghostie, if I may call you that, speak to us.

Maddie Fitzpatrick:
You are...

Esteban:
Maddie's channeling the spirit.

Maddie Fitzpatrick:
dooopes! [chuckles] Hahaha! You guys are so gullible! I can't believe you fell for that.

Esteban:
This beliver should be punished.

Maddie Fitzpatrick:
[saying sarcastically] Oooo, I'm so scared! [table shakes and Maddie whimpers] I'm so scared!

Cody Martin:
[table rises] Either the table's getting higher, or the floor's getting lower.

Esteban:
[hums La Cucaracha] Hmmmm, hmmmmmmm, hmmm, hmmmmm.

London Tipton:
What are you doing?

Esteban:
The spirit has me on hold. [suddenly gets "posessed"] Heeeehuuuuuuhhh! [makes a scary face and turns to London and Cody and talks in s girlish voice] She's here! [inrehular voice] Oh, hola ghostie! [gets "reposessed"] Heeeehuuuuuuhhh! [makes another face and turns to Maddie and Zack] [in the voice of Irene] Who dares to call me in the afterlife?

Cody Martin:
[to Zack] It's for you.

Zack Martin:
Are you the ghost of Irene?

Esteban:
[in Irene's voice] Yeeess, my husband left me, so I'm angry. Now, my spirit is doomed to languish for all eternity!

London Tipton:
Does somebody smell... [sniffs] pizza?

Esteban:
[in Irene's voice] Arrrhhhh, don't ever say that word!

Maddie Fitzpatrick:
I love pizza. What are you gonna do about it? [Esteban makes an evil face] Aaaahhhh! [Maddie disappears ino the wall]

Zack Martin:
Maddie, no!

London Tipton:
Irene, I hate to be a bit of a nudge, but uh, can I have my money back?

Esteban:
[in Irene's voice] You will be silent!

London Tipton:
Ok, nevermind.

Cody Martin:
I-I hate pizza! [gasps when Blankie floats away] Blankie, no! [disppears into the wall while chasing Blankie]

Zack Martin:
Cody? Buddie? Oh, no. Mom's not gonna like this.

London Tipton:
So, about that thousand dollars... [disappears into another wall] I'll take a chance!

Zack Martin:
Esteban, hang up on her!

Esteban:
Esteban's gone. Say Aios amigos! Ayayayayayayay! [dissapears from his seat]