The Super Hero Squad Show2009

Wolverine:
'Preciate the reassignment, Cap.

Captain America:
Oh, think nothing of it, Wolverine. You're doing me a favor. There's been an international incident, and my team could use you.

Wolverine:
Really? Who we bringin' the hurt to?

Captain America:
The South American rainforests.

Wolverine:
Uh, but... don't they usually need saving?

Captain America:
Uh, usually, but these trees attack everything in their path. I'm assembling the All Captains Squad to get to the ROOTS of the problem.

Wolverine:
Uh, hate to tell you, Captain, but I ain't no captain.

Captain America:
Well you are now. Welcome to the squad, Captain Canada! Here's your new uniform. Suit up. We'll talk at HQ.

Wolverine:
[chuckles at campy uniform] Uh, not gonna happen, Bub.

Captain America:
Right-e-o. I'll get you back to that helicarrier, A-S-A-P.

Wolverine:
Uh, wait... no, no, no, that's fine.

[snarls]