The Surreal Life

     

The Surreal Life2003

The Surreal Life is an American reality television series that records a group of celebrities as they live together in Glen Campbell's former mansion in the Hollywood Hills for two weeks. The format of the show resembles that of The Real World and R… more »


Jose Canseco:
[while getting dressed for a strip show, Jose decides to put on something tiny that will reveal his genitals] I'll wear this.

Caprice Bourret:
That's gonna go over your wiener?

Caprice Bourret:
You sure you wanna go there?

Jose Canseco:
If I'm gonna strip, I at least have to do it right.

Caprice Bourret:
Jose is definitely not afraid to show his female side.

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