The Thick of It2005

Nicola Murray:
[after telling a journalist about the data loss incident] I'm sorry Malcolm, I'm really sorry...

Malcolm Tucker:
... F***'s sake! Jesus Christ! Well now we've got another f***ing adjective to add to to f***ing smug and glum, haven't we?... F***ing retarded!! Jesus Christ! Do you not think it would be germane to check who you're talking to... It's a f***ing newspaper office! It's not a f***ing sanatorium for the f***ing deaf, is it? Are you so dense?!! Am I gonna have to run around slapping badges on people with a big tick on some, and a big cross on others so you know when to shut your gob and when to open it? Jesus Christ... Oh but that'd probably confuse you as well, won't it, that'd be too confusing, you'd see a cross and go "Oh, X marks the spot, better tell this little person all about the Prime Minister's f***ing catastrophic erectile dysfunction." Oh but, not to worry, not to worry, you've sent f***ing Ollie over there to deal with it... F***ing Ollie! He's a f***ing knitted scarf, that twat, he's a f***ing balaclava!