The Thick of It2005

Malcolm Tucker:
[Glenn's in the bathroom after Tucker punched him. Tucker comes into the room] Where's the patient?

Glenn Cullen:
I don't wanna speak to you right now, Malcolm.

Nicola Murray:
I think you should leave.

Malcolm Tucker:
Do you?

Nicola Murray:
Yes. What, you gonna hit me?

Malcolm Tucker:
I don't f***ing hit women.

Oliver Reeder:
Except Glenn, obviously.

Malcolm Tucker:
Just f***ing leave Glenn out of this. Glenn's been through enough as it is. Listen mate, I'm really... I'm really sorry about what happened at the heat of the f***ing moment, yeah? I'm under a lot of pressure right now. I'm trying to plug a lot of leaks. I've had my finger in the dyke but the dyke's really very squirty.

Oliver Reeder:
As in Fat Pat? I've heard that she's a...

Malcolm Tucker:
Shut up. We're old soldiers, right? This is like the war time, ok? I mean, every now and then you're gonna get an incedent of friendly fire. Yeah?

Glenn Cullen:
Yeah.

Malcolm Tucker:
Good man.