The Thick of It2005

Malcolm Tucker:
You know Jackie f***ing Chan about me. You know f*** all about me! I am totally beyond the realms of your f***in' tousle-haired f***in' dim-witted compre-f***ing-hension. I don't just take this f***ing job home, you know! I take this job home, it f***ing ties me to the bed, and it f***in' f***s me from arsehole to breakfast! Then it wakes me up in the morning with a cup full of piss slammed in my face, slaps me about the chops to make sure I'm awake enough so it can kick me in the f***ing bollocks! This job has taken me in every hole in my f***ing body. "Malcolm!", it's gone, you can't know Malcolm because Malcolm is not here! Malcolm f***ing left the building f***ing years ago! This is a f***ing husk, I am a f***ing host for this f***ing job. Do you want this job? Yes? You do f***ing want this job? Then you're gonna have to swallow this whole f***ing life and let it grow inside you like a parasite, getting bigger and bigger and bigger until it f***ing eats your insides alive and it stares out of your eyes and tells you what to do.