The Thick of It2005

Glenn Cullen:
Tom's lot has gone into a huddle.

Oliver Reeder:
What, already?

Glenn Cullen:
This is it, you know. This is where it begins. Who's in, who's out. Fatty is out.

Oliver Reeder:
At least he'll spend more time with his fridge. [Tucker arrives]

Malcolm Tucker:
Has anybody seen Jamie?

Glenn Cullen:
Why? Have you lost him?

Oliver Reeder:
Don't tell me he's gone feral, 'cause he was f***ing terrifying when you had him on the leash!

Malcolm Tucker:
Let's not overreact.

Oliver Reeder:
Easy for you to say, he threatened to shove an ipod up my cock!

Malcolm Tucker:
You get that alot, though, don't you? Who it is that's booked to go on Today tomorrow, do you know?

Terri Coverley:
I could find out...

Glenn Cullen:
It could be Bob Ryan. [everyone laughs]

Oliver Reeder:
That's exactly who it's gonna be.

Malcolm Tucker:
Yeah Glenn, probably Bob Ryan. For f***'s sake! Have you gone back in f***ing time? Yeah, I believe Disraeli's standing as well.

Terri Coverley:
And Oliver Cromwell.

Oliver Reeder:
Also fish who hasn't crowled onto the land yet to form the first tetrapod. [everyone stare at him] I was hearing maybe... Geoff Holhurst?

Malcolm Tucker:
Geoff? No f***ing way, no, he's ruled himself out for definite. Mind you, I could always go and fire a warning shot across his throat.