The Thick of It2005

Jamie:
Oh, Trinny and Susanna! I'm sorry to burst into your little f***ing boutique, but you've got a fight on your hands! That's all I'm saying, I'm backing a rival candidate, so f*** you and f*** you and your Nutter coronation 'cause it ain't happening!

Nick Hanway:
You're backing Dan Miller, are you?

Jamie:
No, I'm not backing Dan Miller, don't you f***ing ever ask me a question again!

Malcolm Tucker:
Fatty?

Jamie:
Oh, aye, Fatty, wee Spiderman in his f***ing pijamas, what a f***ing idea. From now on it's a proper fight! It's a pomp-fight, Motherwell rules! And Tom is gonna get a pint glass in his f***ing eye and a pool cue up his arse and another pool cue in his other f***ing eye!

Malcolm Tucker:
Geoff Holhurst!

Jamie:
What, Mister Baby New Potato-Head? F*** off.