The Thick of It2005

Phil Smith:
[complaining about Ollie being in their flat] Why the f*** do you keep inviting him round here?

Emma Messinger:
Why, are you a bit jealous?

Phil Smith:
What, of the man from the Mister Muscle adverts? I just think it's just unreasonable that I have to watch what I say in my own flat! You could at least give me warning when he's coming round or something.

Emma Messinger:
I'll tell you what, we can put a sex-grid on the fridge, so that you can have dates and stuff. I'll put an A-4 piece of paper for me up and then you could have a half a post-it note. You could share with Affers, maybe.

Phil Smith:
Yeah, I'll have to write very small, though. I've slept with 3 women in...

Oliver Reeder:
Your life?

Phil Smith:
Yes.