The Thin Blue Line1995

Stallion:
Who owns a Nissan Micra in the car park?

D.I. Derek Grim:
Who are you?

Stallion:
Carlton, MI5.

D.I. Derek Grim:
Oh, it's mine as a matter of fact. Lovely little motor, do you fancy a spin?

Stallion:
You dinged my Aston.

D.I. Derek Grim:
[Realizing he's talking to the man that dinged him] Do you drive an Aston Martin?

Stallion:
A dinged Aston Martin, dinged by you.

D.I. Derek Grim:
You dinged me!

Stallion:
I did not, you dinged me!

D.I. Derek Grim:
No way mate, you dinged me!

Stallion:
Learn how to drive!

D.I. Derek Grim:
You learn to drive!

Stallion:
Get some glasses!

D.I. Derek Grim:
Get... a hearing aid!