The Tourettes Guy

     

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Stranded man:
[as Danny leaves the bar at 1:00am] Excuse me, sir, do you know if Jiffy Lube is open?

Danny:
Huh?

Stranded man:
It's Sunday. Do you know if they're open or not?

Danny:
Does this look like the ass of someone who would know if Jiffy Lube's open on Sundays? [moons the man]

Stranded man:
Oh, hell no!

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