The Trip2010

[Steve and Rob are booked into a double room at the Inn]

Rob Brydon:
This is a huge bed. We could easily share this bed.

Steve Coogan:
It might be huge to you, it's average size to me.

Rob Brydon:
Oh that's right, I forgot, you're considerably taller. What's the problem, anyway? What do you think's gonna happen? Eh?

Steve Coogan:
You might touch my bottom.

Rob Brydon:
Oh, all right. Were you an altar boy?

Steve Coogan:
Yes, I was.

Rob Brydon:
Seriously?

Steve Coogan:
Yes.

Rob Brydon:
Oh, all right. Well, I'll go on the sofa if you want, if it's... Sorry, I didn't realise we were into Oprah Winfrey territory. Are you seriously saying you were abused as a child when you were an altar boy?

Steve Coogan:
Only verbally, and physically. Not sexually. Just punched by a priest.