The Twilight Zone1959

Salvadore Ross:
How much would you give to be 26 years old again? How much?

[Halpert just looks at him]

Salvadore Ross:
Well come on, how much? A million bucks?

Mr. Halpert:
[a little amused] All right, let's say a million dollars.

Salvadore Ross:
What about this pad? Do you own it?

Mr. Halpert:
Yes, I own it.

Salvadore Ross:
Do you throw that in as part of the deal?

Mr. Halpert:
How do you propose to deliver these years you rave about?

Salvadore Ross:
I'm gonna sell you *my* years.

Mr. Halpert:
[laughs out loud] All right, I'll tell you what you do. You wrap the years up and mail them to me, uh.

[shows Sal to the door]

Salvadore Ross:
But now wait a minute, what about the pad? Is that gonna be part of the deal?

Mr. Halpert:
Yes, I'll make it part of the deal. I wouldn't think of taking your years for anything less than they're worth.

Salvadore Ross:
[excited] Oh man, a million bucks and this pad. You just bought yourself 46 years, Mr. Halpert.

Mr. Halpert:
I'm sure I did, boy.

Salvadore Ross:
No, you're not sure. But you got a big surprise in store.

Mr. Halpert:
[laughing out loud] Get out of here.

[pushes him out the door]