The Vampire Diaries2009

Damon Salvatore:
[Entering Elena's bedroom] Ah. Just like I remembered.

Elena Gilbert:
Stop messing around.

Damon Salvatore:
[Flops down on Elena's bed and begins playing with her teddy bear] You know, did you know that your uncle's been kicking it with the founder's council?

Elena Gilbert:
What?

Damon Salvatore:
Yep.

Elena Gilbert:
Perfect. We'll just add it to the growing list of how everything's falling apart.

Damon Salvatore:
[Pointing with teddy bear's arm] What happened right there?

Elena Gilbert:
Uh, nothing. [Damon give suspicious look] Look, Damon, I'm worried about Stefan. He says that everything's ok, but he's clearly struggling. How long is it going to take before he's back to normal?

Damon Salvatore:
[Still playing with teddy and lounging on Elena's bed] A few days, give or take.

Elena Gilbert:
It's been a few days.

Damon Salvatore:
Give, then. I don't know. What's the big deal? [Gets up and hands teddy to Elena]

Elena Gilbert:
He's not himself, Damon.

Damon Salvatore:
[Digging through Elena's drawers] Well, maybe his problem is he's spent too long not being himself. [Pulls a bra from Elena's dresser and examines it]

Elena Gilbert:
[Taking bra away from Damon and returning it, closing drawer] Please don't make me sorry for asking you.

Damon Salvatore:
[Snatches photo from Elena's mirror] It is what it is, Elena. The Stefan you know is "Good-behavior Stefan." "Rein-it-in Stefan." "Fight-against-his-nature-to-an-annoyingly-obsessive-level Stefan." But if you think there's not another part to this, then you have not been paying attention.

Elena Gilbert:
[Taking back picture] He's not you. Not even close.

Damon Salvatore:
Well, he doesn't want to be me, but that doesn't mean, deep down, that he's not. [Approaches Elena and smirks] Mm-hm. [Walks away]