The Venture Bros.2003

Dr. Venture:
I have something to show you all! Those of you with weak stomachs should leave now! What you are about to see is a nightmare, inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka!

[reveals he has transformed into a large caterpillar]

Hank Venture:
Holy crap! What happened?

Dr. Venture:
Apparently this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super-science. In short, I pissed in God's eye - and He blinked.

Hank Venture:
[pokes Dr. Venture] Golly, does it hurt?

Dr. Venture:
No. But the poking does, let's stop that now.

Hank Venture:
Sorry. Hey, what's H.E.L.P.eR. gotten into?

[H.E.L.P.eR. is holding Dr. Venture's shed skin]

Dr. Venture:
That appears to be my dermis.

Hank Venture:
Wow! Bet if you put that under your pillow, the Tooth Fairy'll give you, like, a grand!

Dr. Venture:
Okay, Hank? You are taking this way too well.

Hank Venture:
Well, gee Dad, we've seen a lot of strange stuff over the years. Last week we were fighting a giant dinosaur!

Dr. Venture:
Granted, but I wasn't the dinosaur! Can't you see where this is maybe different?