The Venture Bros.2003

Lance Hale:
Lance Hale, one half of the world-famous Hale Brothers. Boy detectives. You've heard of us. Anyway, we're here because my allegedly twin brother Dale still hasn't gotten over our father's death.

Dale Hale:
I can still see his face through the steam of his pooling blood as he lay sputtering on the cold linoleum floor...

Lance Hale:
Punch-buggy depressing! Nobody wants to hear that crap, Dale! Heheh, sorry. We didn't just lose our dad that night. His death remains our only unsolved case ever. We had to quit the business because the shame was just too great.

Action Johnny:
Yeah, retiring at thirty on daddy's famous fortune must've been real hard on you.

Lance Hale:
For your information, Action Junkie, he bequeathed most of it to the local boy detective academy. We hardly got dick because nothing we ever did was good enough!