The Vicar of Dibley1994

[on hearing that Hugo is going out with Alice, David redrafts his will]

David Horton:
Ah Hugo, I was just showing the vicar my new will.

Hugo:
Come on papa, you're not that angry. It's like the time you tried to convince me you were Father Christmas. I saw through that and I can see through this.

David Horton:
Then you see wrong. If you continue to consort with that Tinker twerp, you will no longer be welcome in this house, you will no longer be my son, and as this will attests, you will have *nothing*.

Hugo:
[long pause] On the contrary sir. I shall have everything in the world that I desire.