The Vicar of Dibley

     

The Vicar of Dibley1994

The Vicar of Dibley is a British sitcom which originally ran on BBC One from 10 November 1994 to 22 January 1998 (with three sets of specials in the Winters of 1999/2000, 2004/2005 and 2006/2007). It is set in a fictional small Oxfordshire village c… more »


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Geraldine Granger:
I haven't any more religious jokes, but I suppose I have got a couple of animal ones.

Alice:
Oh, fire off.

Geraldine Granger:
Why did the lobster blush?

Alice:
Why?

Geraldine Granger:
Because the sea weed.

Alice:
Because the sea weed what?

Geraldine Granger:
Because the sea *weed*.

Alice:
Did what?

Geraldine Granger:
No, no, listen. The lobster was in the sea, right?

Alice:
Yes.

Geraldine Granger:
And the sea weed. *Weed*.

Alice:
Oh. [covers her mouth with her hands] Oh dear, oh dear.

Geraldine Granger:
What?

Alice:
That is the rudest thing I have ever heard.

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