The Vicar of Dibley1994

Geraldine Granger:
So Superman is flying along when he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself, totally nude and spread-eagled on the top of a tall building. Well, he's always fancied her so he thinks, now's my chance! He swoops down and faster than a speeding bullet he does his business and he's on his way. Well a moment later Wonder Woman rolls over and says "What was that?" And The Invisible Man says "I don't know, but it hurt a lot!"

Alice Horton:
I don't get it.

Geraldine Granger:
No, I didn't expect you would.

Alice Horton:
Well, you seem to be suggesting that Superman committed homosexual rape upon The Invisible Man. I just don't find that funny. In fact, you're besmirching the reputation of two of the finest superheroes this world has ever known! I mean, I've never actually met them. Well, I might have met The Invisible Man. I wouldn't know. He's invisible. I've heard that they are both really nice guys. Frankly, I think you should be ashamed of yourself.