The Vicar of Dibley1994

Geraldine Granger:
[post credits] Right. Knock, knock.

Alice Tinker:
Who's there?

Geraldine Granger:
The interrupting sheep.

Alice Tinker:
The interrupting she...

Geraldine Granger:
Baaaaa! You get it?

Alice Tinker:
No, sorry, 'cause I hadn't finished my bit. Do it again, and...

Geraldine Granger:
No, that's the joke, you see. The interrupting sheep always interrupts people. See?

Alice Tinker:
And that's funny?

Geraldine Granger:
Yes. It's hilarious.

Alice Tinker:
Oh, well in that case, I know hundreds of hilarious jokes like that.

Geraldine Granger:
Do you?

Alice Tinker:
Yeah, I do. Uh, knock, knock.

Geraldine Granger:
Who's there?

Alice Tinker:
Uh, the interrupting cow.

Geraldine Granger:
The interrupting...

Alice Tinker:
Mooo. [Geraldine just nods]

Alice Tinker:
Knock, knock.

Geraldine Granger:
Who's there?

Alice Tinker:
The interrupting rabbit.

Geraldine Granger:
The interrupting rabbit who?

Alice Tinker:
[pause] What noise does a rabbit make? I know they sort of twitch their noses and...

Geraldine Granger:
I wonder if I could get the Church to agree to the idea of verger culling.

Alice Tinker:
[miming a rabbit] Tch tch tch tch tcn...