The Vicar of Dibley1994

[post credits]

Alice Tinker:
Right. I've got one for you, today.

Geraldine Granger:
Oh, fab.

Alice Tinker:
It's very funny. Ahem. Knock, knock.

Geraldine Granger:
Who's there?

Alice Tinker:
Ronny.

Geraldine Granger:
Ronny who?

Alice Tinker:
Ronny Barker. [laughs] It would be funny if Ronny Barker came to your door, wouldn't it?

Geraldine Granger:
Yes. I'm not quite sure you understand how these jokes work.

Alice Tinker:
Knock, knock.

Geraldine Granger:
Who's there?

Alice Tinker:
Billy.

Geraldine Granger:
Billy Connolly would it be?

Alice Tinker:
Yes! [laughing] How did you know that one? Well it's funny, isn't it?

Geraldine Granger:
Not really, no.

Alice Tinker:
Don't worry, I have got hundreds more where they came from. Knock, knock.

Geraldine Granger:
Who the hell is it this time?

Alice Tinker:
Groucho.

Geraldine Granger:
Going to be a very long night, isn't it.