The West Wing1999

Sam Seaborn:
[Having discovered in Ainsley Hayes' office a vase of dead flowers with the sign "b*tch" attached to it, Sam realizes that White House staffers Brookline and Joyce are responsible, and soon bursts into their office. White House Chief Counsel Lionel Tribbey enters behind Sam, unnoticed]

Sam Seaborn:
You know what, guys? When I write something, I sign my name. Here, I'll show you.

[grabs Joyce's desk blotter, dashing everything on it to the floor]

Steve Joyce:
SAM!

Sam Seaborn:
Do you have any idea how big a harassment suit you just exposed us to? She just... She works here. Which is more than I can say for either one of you.

[grabbing a pen, he quickly scrawls a message on the blotter as they watch. He holds it up for them to see]

Sam Seaborn:
"You're fired. S. Seaborn."

[throws blotter down]

Mark Brookline:
Sam, I don't know who you think you are around here, but you can't fire us.

Lionel Tribbey, White House Counsel:
Ohhh... Yes. He can. Leave here, and don't ever come back. It's time for both of you to write your book now.