The West Wing1999

Toby Ziegler:
In a triumph of the middling, a nod to mediocrity, and with gorge rising, it gives me great nausea to announce Robert Russell - Bingo Bob, himself - as your new Vice President.

Will Bailey:
This lapdog of the mining interests is as dull as he is unremarkable...

Toby Ziegler:
...as lackluster as he is soporific. This reversion to the mean...

Will Bailey:
...this rebuke to the exemplary...

Toby Ziegler:
...gives hope to the millions unfavored by the exceptional... Bob Russell: not the worst, not the best, just what we're stuck with.