The Whitest Kids U'Know2007

[Englishman #1 begins to urinate on Englishman #2's leg]

Englishman #2:
I say, sir. You seem to be peeing upon my leg.

Englishman #1:
Ah, what's all this?

Englishman #2:
Uh, good sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg.

Englishman #1:
Ah! Well, it seems to me that your leg's in the way of my pee stream.

Englishman #2:
Yes, yes, well, I'm sure you'd find if you would just kindly angle your pee stream a fraction to the left, that it would find it's way to the ground quite uninterrupted.

Englishman #1:
And I'm quite sure that if you'd but move your leg a fraction to the left, you would find it would cease to be peed upon.

Englishman #2:
Yes, yes, yes, yes. But my leg was here first.

Englishman #1:
Yes, and still I pee.

Englishman #2:
Hmm.

Englishman #2:
It appears we're at an impasse.

Englishman #2:
Yes, I see, but you will eventually run out of pee, of which to expel upon my leg, thus leaving me the victor in this little battle.

[Englishman #1 brandishes a watter bottle]

Englishman #1:
Ha!

Englishman #2:
Hmm, touch?. Touch?. And yet you merely delay the inevitable. 'Cause eventually that water bottle will be rendered dry and your bladder will follow in turn.

Englishman #1:
[to British Boy] I say, boy!

British Boy:
Yes, gov'nor?

Englishman #1:
Be a good chap. Run to Boobie's Water Pub, return here with a half-liter. Be a good lad, and steady, and they'll be more employment where that came from.

Englishman #2:
I say, boy, I'll give you a whole two pence not to go to Boobie's Water Pub, and instead to go home and mind your studies.

British Boy:
Oh, boy! My studies!

Englishman #1:
You get to Boobie's Water Pub or I'll box your ears!

British Boy:
Right!

[pause]

Englishman #1:
And still I pee.