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[Englishman #1 begins to urinate on Englishman #2's leg]Englishman #2: I say, sir. You seem to be peeing upon my leg.Englishman #1: Ah, what's all this?Englishman #2: Uh, good sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg.Englishman #1: Ah! Well, it seems to me that your leg's in the way of my pee stream.Englishman #2: Yes, yes, well, I'm sure you'd find if you would just kindly angle your pee stream a fraction to the left, that it would find it's way to the ground quite uninterrupted.Englishman #1: And I'm quite sure that if you'd but move your leg a fraction to the left, you would find it would cease to be peed upon.Englishman #2: Yes, yes, yes, yes. But my leg was here first.Englishman #1: Yes, and still I pee.Englishman #2: Hmm.Englishman #2: It appears we're at an impasse.Englishman #2: Yes, I see, but you will eventually run out of pee, of which to expel upon my leg, thus leaving me the victor in this little battle.[Englishman #1 brandishes a watter bottle]Englishman #1: Ha!Englishman #2: Hmm, touch?. Touch?. And yet you merely delay the inevitable. 'Cause eventually that water bottle will be rendered dry and your bladder will follow in turn.Englishman #1: [to British Boy] I say, boy!British Boy: Yes, gov'nor?Englishman #1: Be a good chap. Run to Boobie's Water Pub, return here with a half-liter. Be a good lad, and steady, and they'll be more employment where that came from.Englishman #2: I say, boy, I'll give you a whole two pence not to go to Boobie's Water Pub, and instead to go home and mind your studies.British Boy: Oh, boy! My studies!Englishman #1: You get to Boobie's Water Pub or I'll box your ears!British Boy: Right![pause]Englishman #1: And still I pee.

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